Mmmmmm....so good....but so debilitating

Tasty treats, but look out for the deadly ones with big chunks of herb...they'll kick your ass for a good 18 hours, esp if you're on the wimpier side.

Or, so I hear...

I just ate a cracker given to me by a friend at work,

and it fucking had ROSEMARY in it!?!?!? Why would you ruin a perfectly good snack treat by going and adding a noxious weed with a neverending aftertaste?

If I had wanted a mouthful of stuffing, I would have run to the store and grabbed a box of Stove Top...

I hate rosemary.

I like Rosemary Clooney and Rose-Marie and Rosemary's Baby, but the fuckin' herb; forget it.