Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Jim Carrey to next play Stepin Fetchit in film bio, after completing work

in THIS abomination. Here's one of the first shots from the set of the new Jim Carrey film, "I Love You Phillip Morris" where he plays a gay prison inmate who falls in love with a fellow inmate and repeatedly escapes from prison to be with his love. It's based on a true story, but reality seems to have gone out the window when it came to the costume department...Yes, all gay men look like this; no gay man would dare leave the house without his ManTan and $10k of Versace on his back. I mean, C'MON, THIS IS 2008! This tired, stereotypical shit was fuckin' old 10 years ago and it hasn't improved with age. The thought of Jim Carrey mincing it up for two hours, drooling over Ewan McGregor and Rodrigo Santoro, looking like THIS is enough to induce projectile vomiting. FUCK Hollywood and FUCK the imbeciles who came up with this shit and FUCK the asstards who'll probably flock to this by the millions, especially dumbass fags who like this kind of shit.

Yeah, I know; I shouldn't judge the shit solely based on a couple photographs. But does anyone honestly think this is going to be very good?

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