MACCLENNY, Fla. -- Baker County deputies investigating a report of a suspicious person at North Prong Cemetery Church found a woman inside and a man hiding under the church. They told investigators they broke in so they could have sex on the altar.
Arriving deputies said they found the door of the church on county Road 210 busted out and undergarments scattered on the floor. They found Crystal Ann Rowland, 24, hiding behind the pulpit and Matthew Thomas Pearce, 28, hiding in the crawl space under the church.
Pearce told deputies that he had Rowland were drinking when she told him she wanted a "spiritual and sexual experience." Deputies said Rowland broke into the little-used church located next to the North Prong Cemetery near Sanderson.
from this website: http://www.news4jax.com/news/15652175/detail.html
and I originally heard about this on Perez Hilton: http://perezhilton.com/
NORTH PRONG!?!?!? WTF?
It's like a porno version of The Great Gatsby...is North Prong ritzier than South Prong?
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