I have:
1)Slept with Chi Chi LaRue.
2)Had sex with a Titan porn star.
3)Never eaten a Brussel Sprout.
4)Acted in TWO separate productions of "The Music Man".
5)Sold sex toys to Eddie Money but didn't realize it at the time because I wasn't a fan of his and didn't know what he looked like.
6)Been to every state west of the Mississippi except Montana.
7)the honor of saying I was a protestor at the FIRST protest against hate-monger Fred Phelps and his Westboro Church in Topeka Kansas.
8)the joy of being 4 degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon and I can do it with TWO separate paths. (in the real version, it's acting with KB in film; in my version, it's anything to do with the entertainment business)
9)worked on the same radio equipment that Johnny Carson worked on, at the University of Nebraska.
10)(shamefully) driven drunk across the Canadian border.
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